Humorous Essay 1Essay on Compulsory National Service: Positive Side and BenefitsHumorous Essay 1
When George Washington crossed the Mississippi, he said, "Let them eat cake!" So they ate cake. But they did not like the cake, so they created cheesecake. Then the cheesecake got boring, so they added raspberry stripes in the cheesecake to add some flavor. Skittles: Taste the rainbow. But then what does the rainbow taste like really? [Shoves frozen vegetables down pants.] Yeah, it's like that. Sierra Mist: a cheap Sprite knockoff. I'm a Pepsi fan, granted, but they already had Mountain Dew. Sierra Mist wasn't necessary. So Coca-Cola retaliates and creates Sprite Re
To The Unspoken HeroIt takes a lot to move me. It takes a lot to inspire me. But yet one tool I found and use To savor life’s inspirations Yet from your beauty, You send me back to my First Love. You take me to worlds and senses unknown. You help me find the inner part of me. The invigoration is far greater Than perversions the world offers. And through the jagged pen-to-page You consistently light the pathway home That sends me back To myself. So in this bitter life I live, Show me the way back to my Savior And show me a new knowledge Of the true me once more.To The Unspoken Hero
The Battle In My HeartIn the times of darkness That tear my faith apart The enemy stands and watches The battle in my heart The enemy is Yours, And for that he is mine. He takes and twists the things I do And lies there everytime. He tells me I'm not worthyThe Battle In My Heart
To stand before Your throne That all the things I do and say Make me not Your own. He says that You can't love me, Even though I fell. For the things I do that are wrong Will send me straight to Hell. He tells me You can't save me, My deeds have too much weig
The KeyMy life is filled with the pain and heartache That comes with love and its effect on me I ponder life and wonder what will be It finds me when I sleep and when I wake Life wonders just what I of it make When love breaks me but positive I see And of my heart my Love still holds the key And I feel like my heart my Love did take Love is hard for it warrants its own time Love cannot be rushed but happens on its own And when it's rushed love will not treat you well The theme of my pen is as old as rhyme But I hope growth from the love I have shown And being without you,The Key
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- Cee
When lilles bloom they do not touch the sky, yet still they can bloom beauty all their life
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In Christ,
Mike
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